Quad Vision with a side order of fucked.

2 oz Tonic Wine

dash lime juice

2 oz tequila

2 oz Black Absinthe

1 oz 151 Rum

1 oz jagermeister

1 oz London Dry Gin

2 oz grenadine

1 oz 161 Vodka

Pour all ingredients minus the tonic wine into a shaker, and shake well. Pour over a little crushed ice, then add the tonic wine.

This is insane. Do not try this at home. Try it at a friends home. Just to be safe.