Sweaty Bollock

1 shots tequila

1 shot white rum

3 shots absinthe

advocaat

Get a really big glass (1 pint), fill half way with crushed ice. Add 1 shot of Tequila then shake well, add 1 shot of White Rum then shake well again, finally add 3 shots of absinthe. Now here comes the dangerous bit, light the cocktail with a lighter and it should burn quickly. Add just enough water to extinguish the flames then add a pinch of lemon juice and a hint of nutmeg.

Sit back and relax. Makes a great cocktail to impress the ladies, and also a good party cocktail!