Dobble Haddock

Two shots whiskey

Fill yer pint up Strongbow Cider

Dobble Haddock: two shots Paddy's, fill it up with Strongbow

As you can clearly see, this is the most laddish cocktail of all cocktails. Originated during a visit to the lovly city of Doblin (the mother of all pintin' sessions). Named after the most laddish lad in the world: Captain Haddock!